We left Hong Kong Wednesday morning in the pouring rain, returning to the airport on the express train that we had taken in total bewilderment days earlier. We checked in with no problems at Terminal 2, and then somewhat nonsensically, had to commute to Terminal 1 for our flight. We quickly passed through security and customs, but I was then aggressively approached by a woman in an official-looking uniform. Normally, such an event might be unnerving in a security setting, but the exact same thing had happened to me the day before when leaving Hong Kong to go to Macau.
A woman had walked up to me while I was waiting for Chaz to clear passport control, and she asked if I could answer a few questions. After years of conducting polls for The Herald, I have a soft spot for surveying, and I also figured it was a bad idea to say no while still in view of someone who could easily detain me. The questions were all pretty benign: What country are you from? Have you ever been to Hong Kong before? What is the purpose of your visit? I was asked for my five-digit ZIP code, leaving me to imagine some Hong Kong official looking at the results quizzically and thinking, “Where the hell is Mill Neck, N.Y.?” I was also asked who I was traveling with, and by this time Chaz had caught up to me. I responded, “A friend.” The woman looked at me knowingly and said, “Oh, you mean boyfriend.” “No,” I said, pointing at the “none of the above” option. “Friend.” She apologetically changed it and dismissed me shortly after.
When I was approached yet again — this time in the Hong Kong airport — I told the woman I had already taken her survey. She insisted I take it again. The only answer that changed was that because I had left Hong Kong to go to Macau, I had now technically visited HK twice. Because I knew what the questions were, I began to answer the survey questions before she asked them, loudly replying “SIGHTSEEING” before I had been asked why I was visiting Hong Kong. The experience reminded me of my dealings with Julie, Amtrak’s automated answer service. I’ve yelled “I ALREADY HAVE A RESERVATION” enough times to know the drill.
Finally, after surveys and finding a food establishment that would sell us coffee for the minimal HK money we had left, we boarded our flight. We received our pre-ordered meals and a “comfort kit” we had pre-ordered mostly out of curiosity. (It turned out to be an Air Asia blanket, among other things.) We landed in Bangkok and managed to beat most of our plane to customs, but waited in what turned out to be an epic line for reasons we couldn’t quite discern. But we made it through, gathered our baggage and located the representative from our hotel who had come to pick us up.
We drove into downtown Bangkok with a fantastic soundtrack: a CD of pop songs from the U.S., all slowed down dramatically in tempo and sung by a woman with a soothing voice. Hits included Lady Gaga’s “Telephone,” Usher’s “O.M.G.” and Katy Perry’s “California Gurls.” We couldn’t figure out whether the CD had been put on for our benefit, or if it was the musical choice of our middle-aged male driver.
Driving into the Thai capital, it was difficult to get a good sense of geography, mostly because the city is so sprawling. Home to about 7 million, Bangkok is enormous. Traffic can get pretty grueling, and according to Chaz’s uncle Bruce, cab drivers used to have to carry bladder bags. Things have improved drastically in the last 10 years, mostly following the construction of the SkyTrain. I imagined something like the Disney World Monorail, but the SkyTrain is really just an elevated subway, running through the more developed and bustling parts of the city. The train system is rapidly expanding: Our Lonely Planet book from a couple years ago shows the line ending two stops before it does now. The current maps displayed on the trains, on the other hand, show stops that don’t yet exist. Our hotel is at the end of one of the two Skytrain lines, which makes it infinitely more accessible than it might otherwise be.
Eager to explore, we took the aforementioned Skytrain to Silom Road, which the guidebooks call the Wall Street of Bangkok. We were also eager to eat, and pounced on a little cafe — chosen simply because the noodles and fresh ingredients on display on the street looked so appetizing. We had two small dishes, ordered, eaten and paid for in rapid-fire fashion. The two dishes plus two water bottles barely rang up to $5, though the price did sound high when quoted in Thai baht (the exchange rate is 30 to 1). We walked out satisfied, but not full. Luckily, we immediately happened upon a woman and her barbecue… she happily sold us a little bag of spring rolls. She asked if we wanted spicy sauce and when we vigorously nodded yes, she handed over a little baggie tied up with a rubber band. We ate our snack on the side of the road and then cleaned up thanks to the baby wipes my mom suggested I carry around.
We wandered around, walking through a big park where countless Thai men were exercising. We strolled up a busy road filled with international embassies and found the American one, enormous and behind barbed wire. We tried to go in — I wanted a map, among other things — but were told that they only see American citizens before 11 a.m. Rude. I also almost got taken down for trying to photograph the embassy. Sorry!
We walked around for a while more before taking the Skytrain back to our hotel to clean up for dinner. We chose a location that appeared in one of our guidebooks, wrote down the address and asked the hotel to help us get a taxi. Cabs are everywhere and incredibly inexpensive here. The only problem: We absolutely cannot communicate with the drivers, beyond words such as “meter” and “stop here.” We have a little business card with our address in Thai and the people at our hotel are very helpful, but basically we can only take taxis when going to or from the hotel.
It took a little work to find our restaurant of choice — it was located behind a market that took a some effort to get through. Ban Khun Mae turned out to be quite lovely, and filled with a combination of tourists and locals — a good sign for both authentic food and communication possibilities. We were overwhelmed by the lengthy menu, with dishes we recognized listed alongside totally foreign dishes. A man at the table across from us leaned over and asked if we needed help. “You’re taking too long to decide,” he said. He turned out to be very nice and conversational, and offered advice about what color curry to choose. He and his wife hailed from India and their tablemate, who helped flag down a waiter for us, was a native Thai. When we told the man where we were from, he said, “Oh, New York? My daughter is a housewife there.”
We eventually ordered and were promptly served spicy papaya salad (a favorite Thai item of mine), little pastry cups with minced chicken and corn, chicken with cashews and chicken in red curry. Chicken with cashews is something I often order in American Thai restaurants and this version tasted familiar, but tangier and a bit more spicy.
After our delicious meal, we navigated the politics of hailing a cab, handed over our business card and returned to the hotel for bed.





















































Some like it hot
Written by Emmy on 16 June 2011I love spicy food. I’m not sure at what point I realized that — no one in my family is a huge fan — but on most ethnic menus, I first look at the items with chili peppers or little bonfires next to them. Sometime before we left on our trip, Chaz and I were talking about spicy food with our friend Joanna. She is not a huge fan, and commented that she doesn’t usually like spice because of the tongue-numbing feeling that comes along with it. In most cases, I can ignore that feeling as long as the underlying flavors still come through. In certain moments I do agree with her. At my favorite Thai restaurant in Providence, I had to downgrade from four-star to three-star spiciness on a frequently ordered chicken and eggplant dish after I lost all sensation in my mouth.
When Chaz and I were sampling hot-and-sour soup in Hong Kong, something new struck me about the familiar dish. Whenever I order hot-and-sour soup at home, my father predictably tries it and proclaims that it tastes “like battery acid.” And to be fair, hot-and-sour soup can have that tendency and often is hit or miss. Too much hot and there’s no flavor; just eye-watering liquid. The soup we had in HK was spicy, but there was more to the spice than there ever is at home.
The same was true of the chili pepper chicken we had at a Szechuan dinner in Hong Kong. Yes, it blew my head off. But when the steam cleared, there were tastes on my tongue I had never experienced before. The spices had been soaked into the chicken in a way that never happens when I try to make chicken myself.
The food here in Thailand is incredibly spicy, but every dish is a different kind of spicy from the next. The herbs and peppers we have seen in the markets resemble nothing I have ever seen before, and the resulting flavors are just as colorful as the ingredients they come from. In several different restaurants, we have been presented with tiny chopped-up spicy peppers to season our dishes. The effect of these peppers versus, say, dolloping hot sauce on your food is like day and night. Even buying street food comes with a delightful spicy experience: a plastic baggie of sauce, ranging from red to green, sticky to liquid, spicy-sweet to almost lime flavored. The ingredients just taste different here, and help to accent the vegetables, noodles and meats, rather than mask the natural flavors with indiscriminating heat.
The spiciest thing I have eaten on our trip to date was a papaya salad. Papaya salad is very common here, sliced and diced in the middle of bustling streets and beautifully prepared at the city’s nicest hotels. At one of Bangkok’s most visited sites, the Jim Thompson house, we took a recommended mid-afternoon break at the museum’s cafe. The papaya salad, garnished with peanuts and fresh shrimp, truly lit a fire in my mouth.
Normally when I think of spicy food, I think of peppers (like the ones above) or goopy sauces. And yet, it was the subtleties of a citrusy salad dressing that sent sparks shooting through my head. (Truly: it took about 10 glasses of water and two pieces of gum before I felt totally normal again.) The appreciation for market ingredients and how they fit together continues to surprise me as we try new foods. It seems like there is just so much more attention paid to detail in the cooking here.
In one of our first meals in Bangkok, we ordered papaya salad on a street corner. Though not as beautiful as the one photographed above, it was still spicy and flavorful, with a light sauce picking up on the natural crunch and zest of the fruit. The woman serving us barely spoke English, and so we had ordered mostly by pointing. Before serving our food, she brought over a spoonful of warm broth for me to try. It was the dressing for the salad: she had been stirring in spices over a simmering pot and wanted my approval on intensity before she poured it over the salad.
And when all is said and done, just in case the food isn’t blowing your mind in every sense of the phrase, every table comes with a full selection of extra spices, ranging from baby jalapenos to finely grated red pepper. So until I lose all feeling in my tongue, bring on the heat. For now, it tastes delicious.
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